Mom and dad went to a show 
Dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's 
Kicked and screamed, said please don't go 
(CHORUS) 
Grandma take me home(8x) 
Had to eat my dinner there 
Mashed potatos and stuff like that 
Couldn't chew my meat too good 
CHORUS 
Said well don't you start your crying 
Go outside and ride your bike 
That's what I did, I killed my toe 
CHORUS 
After dinner, I had ice cream 
Fell asleep and watched TV 
Woke up in my mother's arms... 
CHORUS(14x) 
I wanna be alone